Keeping fit with Sainsbury's!!

Whilst sitting on a checkout the other day, dutifully fulfilling my customer service duties and generally being nice to OAP's a cry went up behind me of "hey she's nicking...(something or other, I wasn't really listening)". This was followed by one of my supervisors shouting for me to run out into the car park after something or other.
So up I leapt and ran out the door where two of my colleagues who had made it out before me shouted out "no, go around the other way" - so off I headed. By the time I made it out the front door a few things were dawning on me.

1. I had no idea who I was chasing or why.
2. I had no idea what I would do if I did work out who I was chasing.
3. It was raining!!

Having met up with one of the other guys outside who was looking up and down the road outside for any sign of our fleeing criminal I decided that I had probably performed enough duties for one hour and went back in to my nice dry checkout.
It transpired that our thief had made off with two whole bottles of cider! Not the most enterprising thief ever I feel, but I did quite enjoy that quick run round the car park. And for anyone who knows me the concept of me chasing down and tackling hardened criminals is probably rather amusing.